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SALINS HULBOT
Salins Hulbot : Dr. Woes

By Gerard Pareja
Cebu Daily News

Posted date: May 26, 2009


Pagkadaghang taho kabahig mga doctor karong semanaha. Gikan sa swine flu paingon sex scandals. Ug nakasiguro ko nga nakadungog na kamo sa joke nga si Katrina Halili maoy unang bitima sa swine flu sa Metro Manila.

Tingali ang pinaka philosophical nga sex scene nga may kalabutan ang medical profession mao kadtong sa pelikulang Meet Joe Black diin ang usa ka dalagang doctor (Claire Forlani) nakighilawas kang kamatayon (Bradpit). Nahimuot ako sa maong eksena kay usa ka blond nga hunk ang mi personify kang kamatayon ka yang kasagaran gud natong makit-ang hulagway kang kamatayon babaye man –femme fatale o La Muerte.

Basi sa mga video karon nga scandal video nga masugatan mo sa sidewalk karon, kon maghimo man gali og local version sa maong pelikula ang maayong padad-on ni Joe Black/Kamatayon mao si Hayden Kho. Kay gawas nga adunay panglawas kining maong doctor para sa maong papel susama usab siya sa kamatayon nga mipatay sa mga career sa iyang mga gipang videohan nga mga sex partners niya.

Alang kang Hayden, Vicky, Maricar, Katrina, Brazillian girl ug uban pang nalambigit ug mahimo pang malambigit ning dark side sa medical practice, ania ang lyrics sa kantang Dr. Wu sa akong paboritong banda nga Steely Dan:

Katy tried; I was half-way crucified.

I was on the other side of no tomorrow.

You walked in and my life began again

Just when I`d spent the last piaster I could borrow

All night long we would sing that stupid song

And every word we sang I knew was true.

Are you with me, Doctor Wu?

Are you really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?

Are you crazy, are you high or just an ordinary guy?

Have you done all you can do?

Are you with me, Doctor?

Don`t seem right; I`ve been strung out here all night.

I`ve been waiting for the taste you said you`d bring to me.

Biscayne Bay, where the Cuban gentleman sleep all day,

I went searching for the song you used to sing to me.

Katy lies; you can see it in her eyes.

But imagine my surprise when I saw you.

Are you with me, Doctor Wu?

Are you really just the shadow of the amn that I once knew?

She is lovely, yes, she`s sly, and you`re an ordinary guy.

Has she finally got to you?

Can you hear me, Doctor?

Are you with me, Doctor?

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